zenicurean ([info]zenicurean) wrote,
@ 2009-07-04 02:59:00
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Current music:Bruce Cockburn - All The Diamonds

Seriously, don't do that, George. It ain't safe.
Happy Fourth of July to all our American friends out there in the big wide world. If, by chance, you could find it in your hearts to somehow barbecue Martha Stewart this year, that would be lovely.

Oh, and let's be careful out there:

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[info]altivo
2009-07-04 12:57 am UTC (link)
Actually, I was sorta kinda hoping we could barbecue Sarah Palin, but she announced her intentions to resign from Alaska's governorship this week. Sort of kills the fun, at least for the moment.

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[info]zenicurean
2009-07-04 07:21 pm UTC (link)
This being July 4th, I declare today Cheap Shot Day in honour of the minutemen: Maybe it turned out she could see all the way to the writing on the wall... from her house.

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[info]Daniel [oeconomist.com]
2009-07-04 01:04 am UTC (link)
It may be 4 July on your G_dless calendar, but it doesn't become the Fourth of July for a few more hours!

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[info]zenicurean
2009-07-04 07:19 pm UTC (link)
Gregorian propaganda, I'm sure. We'll soon find some way around it.

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You're rocking the boat.
[info]sergeantbrother
2009-07-04 02:37 am UTC (link)
'Cause the devil will drag you under...

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Re: You're rocking the boat.
[info]zenicurean
2009-07-04 08:10 pm UTC (link)
I sailed away on that boat to Monongahela
And by some chance found bottles in their fists
And there I stood nicely taxing all the whisky
But Robert Philson was bound to resist

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[info]kaote
2009-07-04 04:15 am UTC (link)
I'm spending my 4th of July enjoying smoked tofu, playing some D&D, and cleanin' my rifle. Hell yeah.

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[info]zenicurean
2009-07-04 07:48 pm UTC (link)
Good times. We watched a film and drank some sherry. (No D&D for us, though.)

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[info]matrexius
2009-07-04 05:30 am UTC (link)
Not pictured: George Washington's men pulling him out of the water 2 minutes later.

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[info]zenicurean
2009-07-04 07:47 pm UTC (link)
It's those revolutionary generals. You give them an army, and they go all macho on you.

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[info]Daniel [oeconomist.com]
2009-07-04 08:00 am UTC (link)
In actuality — no foolin' — Washington was huddled-up in the boat, snuffly with a bad cold or flu.

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[info]zenicurean
2009-07-04 07:38 pm UTC (link)
I did have a hazy notion of that happening, actually, though I don't know where I'd have gotten the idea from. Still, I'm firmly of the opinion Emanuel Leutze should've painted that. He could've called it "Washington Cussing The Sinuses".

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[info]animist
2009-07-04 11:31 am UTC (link)
Thanks! Hopefully you will have a happy Fourth of July, too - even if yours is not a big deal holiday thing. :)

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[info]zenicurean
2009-07-04 08:12 pm UTC (link)
I always forget December the Sixth, so I have to make do with what days I can catch, I suppose.

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[info]eilen
2009-07-04 11:39 am UTC (link)
and like I was told #elsewhere: "it's 4th of July, and people are posting patriotic porn on picture forums."

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[info]zenicurean
2009-07-04 08:16 pm UTC (link)
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