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The tax evasion is a plus.
Once the kitten apocalypse comes and I become wealthy beyond compare by looting and robbing my fellow men, I'll become one of these to escape my obligations under the draft. I was going to lie and cheat until the British gave me a token citizenship, and then flee to some unnamed loser country with my books in tow, but this is so much better. Is there a manual?
I grant this sort of thing makes it a little difficult to settle down in a nice castle somewhere and build monsters out of body parts, but you have to admit, it's an infinitely charming idea.
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